I really need a goosedown vest. 

Because damn you can dress them up

trzynastyksiezyc:

talkdowntowhitepeople:

idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand

That’s exactly what all the people should know. 

(via clumsilycountingstars)

debfoprez:

combat boots literally look good with anything

wearing a skirt? combat boots
wearing jeans? combat boots
wearing shorts? combat boots
wearing sweatpants? combat boots
wearing nothing? combat boots

(via clumsilycountingstars)

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via clumsilycountingstars)

clumsilycountingstars:

varsityrider:

What if I made a porn blog though

what then

I’d follow it.

Thanks friend.

  • *watches a movie*
  • *sees a dog*
  • me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

varsityrider:

lifewithanorwegianfjord:

varsityrider:

So my mom’s friends nephew is interested in me. Stalked him on Facebook. 

He seems like a tool, but he has blue eyes and he’s built. Plus he has a truck. 

ONLY GO FOR IT IF HIS TRUCK CAN PULL A TRAILER

I WASN’T THINKING ABOUT THAT BUT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN

IM GONNA HIT HIM UP

Update: His arms are as big as watermelons and the truck can easily tow a bumper pull. 

If only I had a bumper pull atm.